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S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Schizoid Man

The Last Drop & the Lost Laugh

In Ten-Forward, Counselor Troi experiences sensory euphoria from tasting Thurasian rainwater, a rare delicacy Guinan reveals won't be available for 163 days—a deprivation that subtly foreshadows the episode's themes of craving and impermanence. Simultaneously, Data's earnest attempt at humor with a botched joke (about birds with 'notions' to fly) exposes his robotic social disconnect, contrasting sharply with Troi's visceral human indulgence. The failed comedic delivery—met with groans and Geordi's abrupt exit—reveals Data's vulnerability just before Ira Graves' consciousness will later hijack him, making this a crucial character-establishing moment.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Troi downs an exotic, sea-green drink and lights up, demanding to know what it is; Guinan names it Thurasian rainwater and explains its rarity, turning simple curiosity into craving.

curiosity to craving ['Ten-Forward']

Geordi presses for more of the drink, only to learn from Guinan that this is the last serving and the next rainfall comes in 163 days; Troi stares at her empty glass, frustrated and wistful.

hope to disappointment ['Ten-Forward']

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Amused yet critical, enjoying the social dynamics

Guinan explains the rarity of the Thurasian rainwater with wisdom and provides blunt yet amused feedback on Data's joke, blending her roles as sage and provocateur.

Goals in this moment
  • To educate the crew about the rarity of the Thurasian rainwater
  • To provide honest feedback to Data
Active beliefs
  • Truth should be delivered with kindness but directness
  • Rare experiences should be celebrated
Character traits
witty blunt wise
Follow Guinan's journey

Neutral, transitioning to discomfort

The two crewpersons serve as silent witnesses to the social dynamics, their neutral-turning-uncomfortable body language amplifying the awkwardness of Data's joke.

Goals in this moment
  • To enjoy a social moment in Ten-Forward
  • To navigate an awkward situation with minimal involvement
Active beliefs
  • Social harmony is valuable
  • Awkward moments are best handled quietly
Character traits
observant non-verbal reactors
Follow Two Crewpersons's journey

Perplexed and disappointed, seeking validation

Data delivers a meticulously analyzed joke with earnest enthusiasm, only to be met with disappointment and perplexity, highlighting his ongoing struggle with human social dynamics.

Goals in this moment
  • To entertain his friends with a joke
  • To understand human humor
Active beliefs
  • Humor is a quantifiable and analyzable phenomenon
  • Social approval is a metric of success
Character traits
earnest mechanically precise socially unaware
Follow Data's journey

Joyful and wistful, savoring the moment while acknowledging its impermanence

Counselor Troi savors the Thurasian rainwater with childlike delight, expressing sensory euphoria and wistfulness upon learning of its rarity, embodying human appreciation for fleeting beauty.

Goals in this moment
  • To enjoy a rare sensory experience
  • To share her delight with others
Active beliefs
  • Sensory experiences are valuable and worth savoring
  • Sharing joy enhances communal bonds
Character traits
sensory appreciation emotional expressiveness hedonistic pleasure
Follow Deanna Troi's journey

Disappointed by Data's joke, but still caring

Geordi reacts with disappointment to Data's joke, exiting the bar after the awkward moment, maintaining his role as both supportive friend and honest reactor.

Goals in this moment
  • To support Data's efforts at social engagement
  • To escape an uncomfortable social situation
Active beliefs
  • Honesty is important in friendship
  • Some social missteps require space to process
Character traits
supportive but candid socially aware
Follow Geordi La …'s journey

Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Geordi's Drink (Ten-Forward Glass)

Geordi's empty glass anchors the sterile atmosphere following Data's humorless attempt, underscoring the awkward pause left in the wake of failed laughter.

Before: Empty, held by Geordi
After: Taken by Guinan for refill
Before: Empty, held by Geordi
After: Taken by Guinan for refill
Glass of Thurasian Rainwater

The glass of Thurasian rainwater serves as a conduit for emotional contrast, highlighting Troi's human capacity for hedonistic pleasure while Data's failed joke underscores his mechanical social limitations.

Before: Full of Thurasian rainwater, held by Troi
After: Empty, held wistfully by Troi
Before: Full of Thurasian rainwater, held by Troi
After: Empty, held wistfully by Troi

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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Galaxy Beyond Ten-Forward Viewport

Ten-Forward serves as the social gathering space where the crew's interactions with Troi's sensory euphoria and Data's failed joke unfold, highlighting the contrast between human indulgence and synthetic social detachment.

Atmosphere Vibrant yet tense, with shifting social dynamics
Function Social gathering space
Symbolism Represents the intersection of human and artificial social experiences
Access Open to crew members
Starlight through panoramic viewports Low conversational murmurs

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

What this causes 3
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Fracturing of Data's Mind
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Splintered Soul
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Fracturing of Data
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …

Key Dialogue

"GUINAN: "A year on the planet Thurasia is four hundred and ninety days long. It rains twice, and only twice. You're drinking Thurasian rain water.""
"DATA: "No, twelve! They only had a notion to fly away!""
"GUINAN: "Data honey, I don't think it would've helped. That joke chilled my blood.""