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S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Schizoid Man

Data's Failed Comedic Experiment

In Ten-Forward, Data excitedly prepares to deliver what he believes is the perfect joke, having analyzed over 76,000 anecdotes. His mechanical laugh and calculated delivery of the bird joke fall flat, met with silence and discomfort. Guinan's blunt critique and Geordi's abrupt exit underscore the emotional distance between Data's algorithmic understanding of humor and the nuanced, unpredictable nature of human social interaction. This moment foreshadows Data's vulnerability to Graves' manipulation, as his struggle to comprehend human behavior leaves gaps others might exploit.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Data joins the group beaming, announces triumph in his long quest to find the perfect joke, and reports his exhaustive bibliographic search—turning a light social moment into a showcase of his obsession.

neutral to eager anticipation ['Ten-Forward']

All eyes pivot to Data as he prepares to deliver the anecdote; he throws back his head and emits his peculiar, stilted laugh — which cuts off too abruptly, a mechanical interruption that moves the room from eager to uneasy.

anticipation to unease ['Ten-Forward']

Data delivers the punchline about the birds, expecting uproarious laughter; instead the table stays stone-faced, Geordi emits a small groan, and the joke collapses into silence, exposing a social disconnect.

confidence to embarrassment/awkwardness ['Ten-Forward']

Guinan pronounces the joke bone-chilling, Geordi pats a perplexed Data and exits the bar, and Data registers surprise and confusion as the group recoils—leaving him isolated and highlighting his persistent difficulty with human humor.

discomfort to isolation ['Ten-Forward']

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Amused exasperation masking deeper concern

Delivers the killing blow to Data's joke with theatrical shivering, her critique wrapped in affectionate bluntness.

Goals in this moment
  • Prevent future social disasters through direct feedback
  • Maintain Ten-Forward's convivial atmosphere
Active beliefs
  • Authenticity trumps artificial politeness
  • Failures teach better than successes
Character traits
Unflinchingly honest Mentorlike Playfully cruel Perceptively wise
Follow Guinan's journey

Visibly uncomfortable collective hesitation

Silent witnesses amplifying the awkwardness through exchanged glances and frozen expressions, serving as audience-surrogates.

Goals in this moment
  • Navigate social discomfort without offense
  • Support group dynamics through nonverbal cues
Active beliefs
  • Silence is safest in awkward moments
  • Hierarchy discourages honest feedback
Character traits
Socially reactive Non-confrontational Empathic mirrors
Follow Two Crewpersons's journey

Initial euphoric confidence collapsing into bewildered vulnerability

Eagerly delivers a meticulously analyzed joke with mechanical precision, radiating confidence that shatters into visible confusion when met with silence.

Goals in this moment
  • Achieve social validation through humor
  • Demonstrate mastery of human interaction
Active beliefs
  • Humor can be perfectly optimized through data analysis
  • Humans will logically appreciate statistically superior jokes
Character traits
Overly literal Socially earnest Analytical Persistent in misunderstanding
Follow Data's journey

Conflicted between empathy and visceral discomfort

Transitions from savoring Thurasian rainwater to frozen politeness during Data's joke, her empathic senses overwhelmed by social awkwardness.

Goals in this moment
  • Model appropriate social engagement
  • Mitigate Data's social misstep
Active beliefs
  • Emotional intelligence can't be replicated mechanically
  • Compassion requires gentle honesty
Character traits
Emotionally attuned Politely circumspect Sensory hedonist
Follow Deanna Troi's journey

Amused tolerance shifting to acute discomfort

Politely engages with Data's joke attempt before making a strategic exit, his shoulder pat conveying pity more than comfort.

Goals in this moment
  • Maintain social harmony
  • Avoid embarrassing Data further
Active beliefs
  • Direct criticism would damage Data's confidence
  • Some social nuances can't be taught
Character traits
Diplomatic Socially perceptive Protective of Data Non-confrontational
Follow Geordi La …'s journey

Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Geordi's Drink (Ten-Forward Glass)

Geordi's empty glass mirrors his emotional withdrawal—a prop surrendered when social lubrication fails, its condensation evaporating as the atmosphere turns awkward.

Before: Freshly drained by Geordi, awaiting refill
After: Abandoned as Geordi exits the interaction
Before: Freshly drained by Geordi, awaiting refill
After: Abandoned as Geordi exits the interaction
Glass of Thurasian Rainwater

Troi's now-empty glass stands as a stark contrast—its former contents having delivered legitimate euphoria while Data's joke produces only discomfort, visually representing the gap between authentic and artificial pleasure.

Before: Held by Troi, recently drained of Thurasian rainwater
After: Abandoned on the bar as attention shifts to …
Before: Held by Troi, recently drained of Thurasian rainwater
After: Abandoned on the bar as attention shifts to Data's joke

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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Galaxy Beyond Ten-Forward Viewport

Ten-Forward's convivial atmosphere curdles into frozen discomfort during Data's misfired joke, the panoramic stars outside underscoring the vastness of what he fails to comprehend.

Atmosphere Sudden tension slicing through casual camaraderie
Function Social proving ground for Data's experiment
Symbolism Theater for organic/synthetic cultural collisions
Access Open to off-duty crew
Starlight reflecting off abandoned drinkware Silence replacing earlier conversational murmur

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

What this causes 3
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Fracturing of Data's Mind
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Splintered Soul
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …
Character Continuity medium

"Data's persistent social awkwardness and mechanical interruptions in Ten-Forward (early marker of altered affect) connects to Troi's later finding of two personalities—showing the continuity from small behavioral oddities to a full psychological diagnosis."

The Fracturing of Data
S2E5 · Star Trek: The Next Generation …

Key Dialogue

"GUINAN: Data honey, I don't think it would've helped. That joke chilled my blood."
"DATA: You did not find it wildly hilarious?"
"GEORDI: What do you think?"