Fabula
S3E16 · The Offspring

Lal's First Lesson in Affection — The Kiss

In Ten-Forward Lal watches humans flirt, cataloguing behavior with literal curiosity while Guinan offers a gentle primer on affection. Misreading a kiss as aggression, Lal imitates the gesture she observed and suddenly pulls Riker into a startling, sincere kiss. The stunt exposes her rapid mimicry but emotional incomprehension, triggers Guinan's protective intervention, and—crucially—prompts Data to step forward and publicly assert his guardianship. This scene functions as a turning point: it reveals Lal's social-learning limits, forces adult boundaries into view, and formalizes Data's paternal claim amid the wider debate over her personhood.

Plot Beats

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Lal observes human flirting behavior with detached curiosity, interpreting it through a logical lens.

curiosity to confusion ['Ten-Forward bar']

Guinan explains human affection through physical touch, hinting at concepts beyond Lal's current understanding.

confusion to intrigue ['Ten-Forward bar']

Lal witnesses a human kiss and misinterprets it as violence, demonstrating her literal interpretation of human behavior.

intrigue to alarm ['Ten-Forward bar']

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Amused at Lal's literalness but immediately protective; calm authority masks a quick, maternal concern for social propriety and Lal's wellbeing.

Guinan instructs Lal about flirting, translates observed behavior into human terms, intervenes quickly when Lal kisses Riker, using a corrective but gentle command to de-escalate and protect both Lal and the guest.

Goals in this moment
  • To teach Lal appropriate human social cues and boundaries.
  • To defuse the public embarrassment and prevent harm or misunderstanding.
Active beliefs
  • Ten-Forward is a safe learning environment where social skills can be taught.
  • Lal requires gentle guidance rather than punitive correction when she misreads social signals.
Character traits
protective worldly-wise compassionate diplomatic
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Lal
primary

Genuinely curious and eager to belong; emotionally uncalibrated — her imitation is earnest but lacks understanding of consent and social nuance.

Lal watches other couples, asks literal questions, mirrors the encouragement gesture she sees, then decisively takes Riker's hand and pulls him into an abrupt, sincere kiss — a direct, imitative performance of learned behavior.

Goals in this moment
  • To learn and practice human social behaviors observed in Ten-Forward.
  • To obtain approval or reciprocal affection by following visible social cues.
Active beliefs
  • Observed human actions can be safely reproduced to achieve similar social outcomes.
  • If others display an encouraging gesture (a smile), it is an invitation to replicate the behavior directly.
Character traits
literal-minded curious imitative socially blunt
Follow Lal's journey

Warmly receptive and playful; enjoying the small social exchange and comfortable with brief public flirtation.

The Unnamed Blonde Woman notices the ensign's glance, smiles encouragingly, then later accepts his approach — holding hands and kissing before the couple departs, providing the model behavior Lal copies.

Goals in this moment
  • To reciprocate mild flirtation and participate in a light romantic moment.
  • To exit the scene together after sharing an intimate gesture (kiss).
Active beliefs
  • A encouraging smile is an acceptable social cue to invite approach.
  • Brief public affection is an ordinary, non-threatening expression of interest.
Character traits
inviting affectionate receptive socially engaged
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Concerned and resolute; his tone is formally protective, revealing paternal attachment and a willingness to invoke authority to safeguard Lal.

Data arrives as Guinan attempts to correct the situation; he addresses Riker with formal authority, demanding Riker's intentions toward Lal and thereby publicly asserting custodial and protective responsibility.

Goals in this moment
  • To protect Lal from inappropriate advances or misunderstanding.
  • To establish his guardianship and set boundaries for how others may interact with Lal.
Active beliefs
  • Lal is under his care and therefore others must account for their intentions toward her.
  • Public assertion of guardianship is necessary to prevent misinterpretation and potential institutional complications.
Character traits
formal protective procedural earnest
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Surprised and disoriented transitioning quickly to amused embarrassment; he tries to normalize the moment with light courtesy despite confusion.

Riker scans Ten-Forward, notices Lal, sits on a stool and flirts; he is abruptly kissed and reacts with shock, confusion, then sheepish courtesy as he processes the unexpected intimacy and the social oddity of the situation.

Goals in this moment
  • To engage socially and perhaps flirt lightly with an attractive newcomer.
  • To defuse the awkwardness and maintain civility after the unexpected kiss.
Active beliefs
  • Casual flirtation is acceptable in Ten-Forward and usually reciprocal.
  • An awkward social moment can be smoothed over by good humor and politeness.
Character traits
charming responsive bemused socially adaptable
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Optimistic and slightly nervous; buoyed by positive social feedback and seeking connection through a conventional ritual of affection.

The Young Ensign watches the table, receives an encouraging smile from the blonde, excuses himself from friends, approaches and holds hands with her, modeling the affectionate behavior Lal observes earlier in the scene.

Goals in this moment
  • To pursue a romantic/affectionate connection with the woman who smiled at him.
  • To enact the social script he perceives will produce intimacy (holding hands, kissing).
Active beliefs
  • A smile indicates reciprocal interest and permission to approach.
  • Physical gestures like holding hands and kissing are appropriate steps toward intimacy.
Character traits
hopeful timidly confident romantic socially motivated
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Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Ten-Forward Bar

The Ten-Forward bar stool functions as the immediate physical platform where Riker seats himself and where Lal's sudden motion brings them into close proximity; it stages the kiss, making the act physically public and visually conspicuous to bystanders.

Before: Positioned at the bar; unoccupied until Riker slides …
After: Occupied briefly by Riker during the kiss; remains …
Before: Positioned at the bar; unoccupied until Riker slides onto it.
After: Occupied briefly by Riker during the kiss; remains at the bar after Lal releases him, unchanged but now the locus of an awkward social exchange.
Ten-Forward Meeting Table

A Ten-Forward table serves as the visual template for Lal's lesson: it hosts the couple whose flirtation and kiss provide the prototype Lal imitates. The table thus functions narratively as the origin point of the social cue being copied.

Before: Occupied by two attractive young women engaged in …
After: Vacant after the couple departs, having completed their …
Before: Occupied by two attractive young women engaged in flirtation and public affection.
After: Vacant after the couple departs, having completed their affectionate exchange and leaving Ten-Forward.

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Key Dialogue

"GUINAN: "It's called flirting.""
"LAL: "He's biting that female.""
"DATA: "Commander, what are your intentions toward my daughter?""