Waitress Friend (tabloid witness — S1E21)

A marginal but pivotal participant in a tabloid setup, the Waitress Friend accepts a London Daily Mirror payment to stage a compromising photo and to corroborate that the targeted woman is a call girl. She functions as a transactional witness whose manufactured testimony amplifies political vulnerability for the administration. Anonymous and instrumental, she operates at the intersection of media ambition and personal commerce; her claim supplies tabloids with plausible evidence while exposing staff to reputational harm. Future episodes may supply a proper name or affiliation that will update this profile.