The West Wing
S3E19
· The Black Vera Wang

Josh Confronts Donna Over Intern's eBay Moose Meat Sale

As Donna exits the assistants' salary leak meeting, Josh intercepts her, eagerly asking if she tried his gifted Finnish moose meat. Stunned, he reveals it's auctioned on eBay for $180 by an intern she gave it to, who she dismisses as unworthy without a 'prize.' Hurt by the casual rejection of his quirky personal gesture, Josh demands she fire the intern immediately. Donna freezes, promising to handle it, their banter exposing affectionate tensions in their boss-assistant dynamic and offering humorous relief from mounting White House crises like the MS leak and terror threats.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Josh confronts Donna about his Finnish moose meat being sold on eBay, revealing tension over gifting and professional boundaries.

confusion to frustration

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Josh Lyman
primary

Eager excitement curdling into stunned betrayal and frustrated command

Intercepts Donna at Communications Office doorway post-meeting, greets playfully, eagerly questions her on the gifted moose meat, reveals eBay auction shock, stammers confusion over sale prohibition, presses for intern's name, demands firing with authoritative insistence before storming through lobby.

Goals in this moment
  • • Validate personal gesture's appreciation
  • • Uphold White House standards by punishing protocol breach
Active beliefs
  • • Gifts carry sentimental weight beyond utility
  • • Interns must face swift discipline for commodifying White House property
Character traits
impulsive protective of protocol vulnerably affectionate comically indignant
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Bruce
primary

Unfazed opportunism amid financial pinch

Unnamed intern indirectly drives conflict as recipient of Donna's regifted moose meat, now auctioning it online for $180—unseen but catalyst for Josh's outrage and firing demand, embodying junior staff's opportunistic desperation amid low pay.

Goals in this moment
  • • Monetize unexpected windfall for rent survival
  • • Exploit eBay for quick cash without repercussions
Active beliefs
  • • Personal gifts are fair game for resale
  • • White House perks offset abysmal assistant salaries
Character traits
resourceful hustler tone-deaf to protocol
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Sam Seaborn
primary

Relaxed detachment

Casually traverses lobby reading newspaper, offers breezy 'Hey' to frozen Donna post-confrontation, oblivious to tension before heading to office—brief counterpoint of normalcy amid brewing personal storm.

Goals in this moment
  • • Maintain routine greetings
  • • Return promptly for urgent messages
Active beliefs
  • • Corridor hellos sustain team rhythm
  • • Personal spats don't derail priorities
Character traits
casual preoccupied
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Margaret
secondary

practical

Presiding over White House assistants' meeting about salary leak, urging them to avoid complaining to press.

Goals in this moment
  • • unite assistants to handle salary leak internally with bosses
Character traits
authoritative candid pragmatic exasperated appreciative
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Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Josh's Sauna-Soaked Moose Meat Crate

Josh's sauna-soaked Finnish moose meat crate anchors the emotional core—queried as unappreciated gift passed to intern, now eBay commodity at $180 bids; symbolizes quirky affection commodified into protocol scandal, exposing vulnerabilities in staff bonds amid crises.

Before: Regifted by Donna to intern, listed for auction …
After: Auction ongoing at $180+, firing threat unresolved
Before: Regifted by Donna to intern, listed for auction on eBay
After: Auction ongoing at $180+, firing threat unresolved
Leaked Annual List of Assistant Salaries

Leaked assistant salaries list looms as meeting's catalyst, framing Donna's exit into Josh's ambush; embodies opposition sabotage pressuring staff loyalty, contrasting petty pay woes with moose meat's absurd personal stakes for comic relief.

Before: Submitted to subcommittee, en route to Washington Times …
After: Impending print threat, staff pledged to silence
Before: Submitted to subcommittee, en route to Washington Times publication
After: Impending print threat, staff pledged to silence

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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White House Portico

White House Lobby thresholds the charged handover from group loyalty rally to intimate boss-assistant clash—Josh intercepts Donna at doors, their banter propels him through bustling artery toward office, she freezes amid passing Sam; embodies West Wing's frantic pivot from institutional to personal friction.

Atmosphere Hectic with staff currents, undercut by awkward emotional static
Function confrontation site and transit hub
Symbolism Liminal space bridging duty and desire
Access White House staff and cleared personnel only
Threshold doors to Communications Office Newspaper-reading passersby Echoing footsteps in high-traffic flow

Organizations Involved

Institutional presence and influence

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eBay

eBay detonates the gift's commodification—intern's $180 auction of moose meat violates protocol, fueling Josh's hurt demand for firing; injects modern farce into West Wing sanctity, humanizing crises through lowly aide's survival hustle.

Representation Via intern's illicit online listing
Power Dynamics Undermines White House exclusivity with public marketplace intrusion
Impact Highlights clash between institutional prestige and gig economy pragmatism
Drive bidding competition for higher sales Enable rapid resale of niche items Digital auction platform accessibility Real-time bid escalation visibility
Washington Times

Washington Times' salary list scoop galvanizes the assistants' meeting Donna exits, priming vulnerability to leaks; staff's no-complaint vow sets stage for moose farce, underscoring media's petty erosions amid graver MS/terror threats.

Representation Through imminent article on leaked data
Power Dynamics Wields exposure leverage over administration morale
Impact Pressures White House into self-censorship on internal inequities
Amplify scandal for readership spikes Exploit leaks to critique executive excess Print publication deadlines Partisan sourcing from subcommittees
Postal and Treasury Subcommittee

Postal and Treasury Subcommittee mandates salary submissions fueling the leak chain to Times; invoked in meeting as bureaucratic ritual enabling opposition sabotage, contextualizing staff rally before personal detour.

Representation Via required annual disclosures
Power Dynamics Congressional oversight compels executive transparency exploited externally
Impact Exposes tensions in inter-branch data flows
Enforce fiscal accountability protocols Compile data for oversight records Mandatory reporting requirements Traditional leak pathways to press
Bartlet Administration (Executive Office of the President)

The White House manifests in loyalty lockdown against leaks and protocol fury over eBay sale—assistants pledge service privilege, Josh enforces gift sanctity; lobby clash reveals human cracks in crisis fortress.

Representation Via staff meeting and firing edict
Power Dynamics Hierarchy tests intern accountability amid aides' solidarity
Impact Balances prestige with petty survival struggles
Internal Dynamics Boss-assistant tensions strain chain of command
Stifle leak-fueled media narratives Preserve internal discipline standards Patriotic appeals to duty Top-down firing authority
Opposition

Opposition party's leak tradition from subcommittee data arms Times story, rallying assistants' defiance; shadows Donna's exit, amplifying re-election pressure cooker where moose hijinks offer levity.

Representation Through anonymous subcommittee leaks
Power Dynamics Sabotages via indirect intelligence warfare
Impact Fractures White House unity with partisan psy-ops
Erode Bartlet staff morale pre-election Weaponize salary disparities in media Clandestine data pilfering Press amplification partnerships

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Key Dialogue

"JOSH: Did you try the moose meat?"
"JOSH: It's up to $180 on E-bay."
"DONNA: I gave it to an intern."
"JOSH: Fire the intern."