The West Wing
S3E12
· The Two Bartlets

Sam Debunks Bob Engler's Fort Knox Alien Conspiracy

Sam cautiously enters the Roosevelt Room to meet reclusive UFO enthusiast Bob Engler, obscured by a lampshade, initiating a tense, skeptical exchange. Bob demands a presidential audit of Fort Knox, alleging missing gold replaced by alien spacecraft from Roswell and Area 51, invoking his father's Ph.D.-backed legacy for credibility. Sam's polite debunking—citing satellites, balloons, and official reports—escalates into firm refusal to engage, underscoring the campaign's vulnerability to absurd fringe distractions amid Iowa's high-stakes maneuvering. Josh's knock interrupts, pulling Sam back to reality.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Sam cautiously enters, masking initial intrigue with forced politeness towards the concealed Bob Engler.

curiosity to guardedness ['The Roosevelt Room']

Bob drops his bombshell request — a Presidential order to audit Fort Knox — revealing his conspiracy-driven agenda.

formality to confrontation

Sam's skepticism clashes with Bob's fervent alien conspiracy theories about Roswell and Fort Knox.

amusement to frustration

Bob invokes his father's legacy, weaponizing familial dedication to pressure Sam just as Josh arrives.

defiance to interruption

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Bob Engler (Space Command officer)
primary

insistent, defensive, sarcastic

sits obscured by lampshade, demands permission to tour Fort Knox on behalf of Congressmen, alleges missing gold replaced by alien spacecraft from Roswell and Area 51, invokes father's Ph.D. credibility, persists despite Sam's debunking

Goals in this moment
  • • secure Sam's support for Presidential order to audit Fort Knox
  • • convince Sam of alien conspiracy involving gold depository
Character traits
nervous earnest insistent dutiful
Follow Bob Engler …'s journey
Sam Seaborn
primary

skeptical, polite but firm and frustrated

enters Roosevelt Room slowly and quietly, sits and engages Bob in skeptical conversation debunking UFO theories and Russian satellite over Maui, refuses deep involvement in Fort Knox audit request, exits to meet Josh after Josh knocks

Goals in this moment
  • • debunk Bob's UFO and Fort Knox conspiracy claims with rational explanations
  • • politely disengage without getting 'sucked into' the discussion
  • • pass along audit request minimally
Character traits
fiercely loyal emotionally perceptive decisive principled resolute amid grief
Follow Sam Seaborn's journey

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

What this causes 1
Symbolic Parallel weak

"Sam's dismissal of UFO conspiracies contrasts with Toby's focus on political realities, using absurdity to highlight the White House's split attention between trivial and critical matters."

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S3E12 · The Two Bartlets

Key Dialogue

"BOB: "Absolutely, Sam. On behalf of two different Congressmen, I would like permission to tour the U.S. Bullion Depository." SAM: "Where is that?" BOB: "Fort Knox, Kentucky.""
"BOB: "Sam, patronize me, laugh at my work, but please don't minimize the lifetime my father spent in this pursuit. The man had three Ph.D.s. There were bodies at Roswell Army Airfield Hospital.""
"SAM: "I won't get sucked into this." BOB: "Sam...""