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S2E17 · The Stackhouse Filibuster

Charlie Corners C.J. Over Missing Diplomatic Cat Statue

Charlie urgently intercepts C.J. in the hallway, bantering through her playful nicknames before revealing Hassan Ali's impending visit and the missing ceramic cat statue gifted to the President in Cairo—Protocol insists C.J. received it. Feigning ignorance with sarcastic deflection, C.J. sighs in rising panic, vaguely admits needing to recall, sharply dismisses him, then summons Carol for 'information, possibly a disguise, and a fast getaway car.' This revelation exposes C.J.'s possession of the artifact, blending comedic vulnerability with diplomatic peril, heightening her personal stakes amid the White House's filibuster chaos and foreshadowing a frantic cover-up.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Charlie urgently catches up with C.J. in the hallway, signaling important news.

casual to focused ['hallway']

C.J. deflects with humor, calling Charlie various nicknames, delaying the serious matter.

focused to playful tension

Charlie reveals Hassan Ali's upcoming visit and a missing diplomatic gift.

playful tension to serious concern

C.J. reluctantly acknowledges possession of the statue, stalling for time.

serious concern to evasion

C.J. sharply dismisses Charlie, revealing her panic about the missing artifact.

evasion to urgent secrecy

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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C.J. Cregg
primary

Playful deflection masking spiraling panic and embarrassment

Striding through hallway, C.J. banters nicknames to deflect Charlie's urgency, feigns ignorance with sarcasm about the statue, sighs deeply in mounting panic, dismisses him abruptly, acknowledges Toby briefly, then summons Carol sharply for aid in evasion.

Goals in this moment
  • Delay accountability for the missing statue
  • Initiate immediate cover-up by enlisting Carol
Active beliefs
  • Humor and deflection can buy time in crises
  • Protocol oversights must be contained internally
Character traits
witty evasive resourceful vulnerable
Follow C.J. Cregg's journey

Preoccupied determination

Hurries past in hallway, responds curtly to C.J.'s hail confirming his meeting with Hoynes and deferring talk.

Goals in this moment
  • Reach Hoynes without delay
  • Acknowledge C.J. minimally
Active beliefs
  • Prior commitments override interruptions
  • Conversations can wait
Character traits
focused brusque task-oriented
Follow Toby Ziegler's journey

Determined urgency laced with polite insistence

Catches up to C.J. mid-stride, persists through banter with urgent details on Ali's visit, statue's origin, Protocol's hunt, and Sherry's testimony, questions her knowledge directly before accepting dismissal.

Goals in this moment
  • Alert C.J. to the protocol breach
  • Secure information on the statue's whereabouts
Active beliefs
  • Chain of accountability must be followed rigorously
  • C.J. holds key to resolving the issue
Character traits
dutiful persistent precise loyal
Follow Charlie Young's journey
Carol
primary

Alert readiness

Present in hallway, snaps to attention at C.J.'s urgent summons, queried on providing information, disguise, and getaway car before being pulled inside office.

Goals in this moment
  • Assist C.J. with immediate needs
  • Follow boss's directive swiftly
Active beliefs
  • C.J.'s crises demand instant support
  • Discretion is paramount in staff ops
Character traits
responsive efficient loyal
Follow Carol's journey
Hassan Ali
primary

N/A (mentioned only)

Referenced off-screen as imminent visitor whose Cairo gift—the cat statue—triggers the protocol crisis detailed by Charlie.

Goals in this moment
  • N/A (mentioned only)
Active beliefs
  • N/A (mentioned only)
Character traits
diplomatic influential culturally symbolic
Follow Hassan Ali's journey

N/A (mentioned only)

Invoked by Charlie as the gift officer who handed the statue to C.J. in Cairo, per Protocol's account.

Goals in this moment
  • N/A (mentioned only)
Active beliefs
  • N/A (mentioned only)
Character traits
Meticulous Protocol-Oriented Reliable
Follow Sherry Halpurn's journey

Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Hassan Ali's Ceramic Cat Statue

Central MacGuffin referenced urgently by Charlie as Hassan Ali's Cairo gift to the President—a small ceramic cat statue—that Protocol cannot locate but traces to C.J. via Sherry Halpurn; its absence ignites diplomatic panic, symbolizing cultural courtesy turned White House liability amid banter and deflection.

Before: Missing, unlocated by Office of Protocol
After: Still missing, now squarely pinned on C.J.'s responsibility
Before: Missing, unlocated by Office of Protocol
After: Still missing, now squarely pinned on C.J.'s responsibility

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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West Wing Corridor (Exterior Hallway Outside Leo McGarry's Office)

Bustling West Wing corridor serves as ambush site where Charlie corners C.J. amid her stride toward office, banter erupts into revelation, Toby passes, and Carol is summoned—its open flow amplifies exposure risk, blending comic chaos with vulnerability in high-stakes staff traffic.

Atmosphere Urgent and hectic with echoing voices and hurried footsteps
Function Confrontation and interception zone
Symbolism Exposes personal cracks in institutional facade
Access Restricted to White House staff
Daylight streaming through windows Continuous foot traffic of aides
Cairo

Flash-referenced as origin of the diplomatic gift during President's trip, where Sherry handed the statue to C.J., fueling current hallway crisis and underscoring time-lapsed negligence.

Atmosphere N/A (referenced past event)
Function Inciting incident backdrop
Symbolism Distant source of present peril
Access N/A
Teeming bazaars (implied)

Organizations Involved

Institutional presence and influence

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Office of Protocol

Office of Protocol drives the confrontation via Charlie's relay: unable to find statue, they consulted gift officer Sherry Halpurn, convicting C.J. as holder—enforcing display for Ali's visit, their hunt exposes internal mishandling in comedic protocol breach.

Representation Through relayed testimony and inquiries via Charlie
Power Dynamics Exercising oversight authority over White House staff possessions
Impact Highlights bureaucratic precision clashing with staff informality
Locate and display diplomatic gift Ensure protocol compliance for visitor Custody tracing and accountability chains Consultations with gift officers
Smith College Women's Studies Department

State Department mandates statue's display for Ali's visit, alerting Protocol and sparking the urgent hallway pursuit—elevating a trinket to diplomatic imperative amid White House frenzy.

Representation Via directives to Office of Protocol
Power Dynamics Imposing external diplomatic protocol on internal operations
Impact Amplifies inter-agency pressure on executive staff
Safeguard international courtesies Prepare for high-profile visitor Formal alerts and requirements Coordination with Protocol

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Key Dialogue

"CHARLIE: "They say you have it.""
"C.J.: "I'm sorry?""
"C.J.: "Well, I have to think about it, Charlie. It was a year ago, and it's not like I have instant recall of every ceramic cat statue I've ever been handed in Cairo.""
"C.J.: "Some information, possibly a disguise, and a fast getaway car. Come inside.""