C.J.'s Crazy Glue

C.J. wields the squat tube of Crazy Glue in a frantic midnight fix, squirting thick adhesive across fractured priceless Egyptian cat statue shards she mistook for a discarded potpourri holder—hastily jamming pieces into a grotesque mend that warps ancient contours, now detonating Charlie's Oval Office confrontation as laughter erupts amid filibuster shadows, her defensive quip about Bast's curse barely masking adhesive-fueled humiliation.

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Purpose

Quick-setting adhesive for emergency repairs on broken ceramics

Significance

Exposes C.J.'s impulsive vulnerability, injecting breezy comedy that humanizes White House staff amid filibuster crisis, her botched fix forcing confession and forging reluctant alliance with Charlie before presidential summons.

Appearances in the Narrative

When this object appears and how it's used

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S2E17 · The Stackhouse Filibuster

Charlie Busts C.J. for Crazy-Gluing Priceless Statue

Explicitly invoked as the tool C.J. used for botched statue repair, outed by Donna and queried by Charlie; embodies C.J.'s hasty error, fueling defensive quip and advice to omit from confession, amplifying ironic humor in high-stakes context.

Before: Previously applied to statue shards by C.J.

After: No change; remains associated with the mangled repair job

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