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eBay ignites White House farce as an intern auctions Josh's sous-cured Finnish moose meat gift—passed via Donna—bids surging to $180 and shattering protocol barriers. Martha ambushes Josh in the lobby with the breach; he storms Donna's office demanding instant firings amid assistant huddles. This online auction powerhouse thrusts private indulgence into bidding wars, fracturing staff loyalty and comic discipline against national crises.

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Event Involvements

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3 events
S3E19 · The Black Vera Wang
Martha Busts Josh on Moose Meat eBay Breach

eBay emerges as the scandalous platform exposing the moose meat auction, igniting Martha's protocol fury and Josh's evasion; it thrusts private staff indulgence into public bidding wars, fracturing White House discretion amid MS leak and terror crises for farcical irony.

Active Representation

Referenced as the online marketplace hosting the unauthorized sale.

Power Dynamics

Exposes White House vulnerabilities by democratizing elite gifts, challenging institutional secrecy.

Institutional Impact

Undermines gift-tracking regimes, spotlighting staff ethics gaps.

Organizational Goals
Facilitate open-market auctions of listed items Maximize bidder engagement on exotic listings
Influence Mechanisms
Public visibility amplifying protocol breaches Commercial incentives driving unauthorized sales
S3E19 · The Black Vera Wang
Josh Confronts Donna Over Intern's eBay Moose Meat Sale

eBay detonates the gift's commodification—intern's $180 auction of moose meat violates protocol, fueling Josh's hurt demand for firing; injects modern farce into West Wing sanctity, humanizing crises through lowly aide's survival hustle.

Active Representation

Via intern's illicit online listing

Power Dynamics

Undermines White House exclusivity with public marketplace intrusion

Institutional Impact

Highlights clash between institutional prestige and gig economy pragmatism

Organizational Goals
Drive bidding competition for higher sales Enable rapid resale of niche items
Influence Mechanisms
Digital auction platform accessibility Real-time bid escalation visibility
S3E19 · The Black Vera Wang
Donna Confronts Intern Bruce Over eBay Moose Meat Fiasco

eBay materializes as the illicit platform enabling Bruce's auction of the moose sausage, confirmed sold, thrusting private White House quirks into public bidding wars and igniting the Mess confrontation over breached decorum.

Active Representation

Via online auction reference and sale confirmation

Power Dynamics

External commercial force challenging White House internal protocols

Institutional Impact

Undermines White House property sanctity

Organizational Goals
Facilitate anonymous transactions Monetize user listings indifferently
Influence Mechanisms
Digital marketplace accessibility Bidding anonymity eroding institutional control

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Martha Busts Josh on Moose Meat eBay Breach

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Josh Confronts Donna Over Intern's eBay Moose Meat Sale

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Donna's Tenacious Plea Spares the Moose Sausage Intern

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Donna Confronts Intern Bruce Over eBay Moose Meat Fiasco

In the White House Mess, Donna pulls aside unpaid intern Bruce, confronting him for selling Josh's bizarre Finnish moose meat gift—a White House property—on eBay. …